Ellery: Mommy, why are you sewing that thing on Daddy's karate shirt?
Me: It's called a patch. It says what kind of karate Daddy does.
Ellery: Why are you sewing it?
Me: Because Daddy asked me to.
Me: Because he didn't want to sew it himself.
Ellery: But why him need a patch?
Me: (Exasperated) I don't know, Ellery.
Ellery: I know.
Me: Oh really, why?
Ellery: So him can be AWESOME.
Me: Yes, yes indeed.